I'm just walking to the kitchen!!

Girls, you really love me, I know. I'm sure that if you could get transferred back to my womb, you would.

This is how much you love me: I walk to the kitchen from the living room, you cry. I get up to get the phone, you cry. I need to go the bathroom, you need to be in there with me, inspecting the toilet, my bum and anything else you shouldn't be touching.

By the way, I love you just as much!